living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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