Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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