i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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