Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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