Yo dont text me then not text me
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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