She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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