she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I touched a dick in church today