everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."