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I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair

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(313): I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair http://tfl.nu/9zqr

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just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?

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pretty standard. you have fun last night?

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apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?

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typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.

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(512): just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long? (1-512): pretty standard. you have fun last night? (512): apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean? (1-512): typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat. http://tfl.nu/ntbz

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brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.

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(248): brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing. http://tfl.nu/ysyr

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(571): View more from Virginia

I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.

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(571): I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday. http://tfl.nu/tetw

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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.

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(802): He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed. http://tfl.nu/y5o9

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(519): View more from Ontario

Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.

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(519): Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical. http://tfl.nu/sqyk

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(706): View more from Georgia

saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal

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(706): saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal http://tfl.nu/ml27

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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.

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(610): I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously. http://tfl.nu/zt1t

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(314): View more from Missouri

who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?

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(314): who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night? http://tfl.nu/qhm4

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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.

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(812): Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand. http://tfl.nu/f9hd

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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car

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(443): dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car http://tfl.nu/5sre

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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.

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(212): You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band. http://tfl.nu/ldj0

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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.

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(845): I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless. http://tfl.nu/wul6

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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...

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(717): You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat... http://tfl.nu/k4we

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.

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(302): I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball. http://tfl.nu/8wcf

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