dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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