Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
time to smoke my breakfast
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
