I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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