blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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