he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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