New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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