We're like a lot better than the average bears
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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