Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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