My boss' voice literally gives me gas
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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