Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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