I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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