I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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