so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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