She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
