If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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