I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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