I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
