so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So vagazzling was a success
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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