For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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