It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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