that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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