So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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