hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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