i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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