some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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