I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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