dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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