but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I cannot find my penis.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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