Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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