her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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