The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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