He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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