He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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