Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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