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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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