well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
