I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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