Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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