your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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