So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE