So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina