so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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