oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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