I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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