I heard we made out
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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