I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
